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OR-0024

Salo Oy
Salo, Finland · 1991 – c. 2004

Ser. EM-9538-0140
1995 · effect

Issued as VST3 · AU

Restored 2025 from 1995 hardware.

Salo 8210 — TDMA Buzz

Salo 8210 · TDMA interference reference · restored from unit no. EM-9538-0140 · Salo Oy, Salo, Finland, 1995

The restorer's note

Everyone alive in 1999 knows this sound: the da-da-da-dun a handset pushed into the nearest speaker. It is not noise we added — it is the 217 Hz TDMA frame rate demodulating into the audio, shaped by the 26-frame multiframe. Salo built this rig to study the interference. We restored it to enjoy it.

Acquisition

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Runs in your studio as AU and VST3 on macOS, and VST3 on Windows.

Download — macOS: installer · zip · Windows: installer · zip

Issue 1.1.0 · 2026-10-08

Earlier issues

Issue 1.0.2 · 2026-08-28 — macOS: installer · zip · Windows: installer · zip

The plate

The restored Salo 8210 — TDMA Buzz: its faceplate as issued.
Plate 24 · as issued

The controls

The controls.

Level 0–100 % · 50 % as issued
Sets how deeply the TDMA buzz is imposed on the signal.
Rate 100–400 Hz · 217 Hz as issued
Sets the TDMA frame rate that produces the buzz. With Sync on, it locks instead to a subdivision of your studio's tempo.
Pattern Voice as issued
Chooses the multiframe activity shaping the buzz's rhythm: Voice, Idle, SMS burst, or Custom.
Drive 0–100 % · 40 % as issued
Sets how hard the signal is rectified and ring-modulated — the nonlinearity behind the buzz.
Bleed 0–100 % · 50 % as issued
Crossfades between buzz ring-modulated into the signal and buzz added alongside it.
Tone 200 Hz–6.0 kHz · 1.5 kHz as issued
Tilts the brightness of the pulse train that produces the buzz.
Sync Off as issued
Locks the frame rate to a subdivision of your studio's tempo, for musical use in place of the fixed 217 Hz original.
Input -24.00–24.00 dB · 0.00 dB as issued
Sets the level going in, in decibels, before the signal reaches the restored circuit.
Output -24.00–24.00 dB · 0.00 dB as issued
Sets the level coming out, in decibels, after the restored circuit and the Mix blend.
Mix 0–100 % · 100 % as issued
Blends the restored circuit against the untouched signal at equal power, from the untouched signal alone at 0 % to the circuit alone at 100 %.
Bypass Off as issued
Takes the restored circuit out of the path and passes the untouched signal, delayed to match the circuit so nothing shifts in time.

A stored setup is a memory. MENU opens the list: the display reads MEMORY 03/12, with the memory's name below. ◂ ▸ step through it without changing the sound, and OK loads the one shown. Holding OK asks STORE? OK; OK again opens the name, which starts as USER NN. ◂ ▸ change the letter, OK moves on, and holding OK stores it; the computer keyboard may type the name instead, Return storing and Escape cancelling. Holding MENU on a user memory asks CLEAR? OK.

Listening

Listening

Demonstration recordings, prepared at the bench.

  1. The handset, too close

    The material plays clean for six seconds; then the buzz arrives at bench settings — Rate at 217 Hz, Pattern set to Voice — the cadence a handset leaves in nearby equipment.

    0:00 / 0:30

  2. Voice, Idle, SMS

    Pattern is stepped through Voice, Idle, and SMS burst against a held pad — three cadences of the same interference — and Rate then climbs from 100 Hz to 400 Hz.

    0:00 / 0:30

  3. Buzz on the line

    A call, interfered with deliberately: Drive at 90 % demodulates hard, Bleed crossfades from ring-modulated speech to the injected burst itself, Tone tilts the pulse dark and then bright, and Sync locks the frame rate briefly before it runs free again.

    0:00 / 0:30